Super-Hyper-Open-Apple-Meta-Exclamation

Song: Super-Hyper-Open-Apple-Meta-Exclamation

TTTO "Supercalifragilistic, Expialidocious" (which is two words no matter what the rest of you fuckers say), performed by Julie Andrews in Mary Poppins.

CHORUS:

Super-Hyper-Open-Apple-Meta-Exclamation

Even though describing it will cause humiliation

If you try to type it your hands suffer degradation

Super-Hyper-Open-Apple-Meta-Exclamation

CHORUS:

Umdididility Umdilidi Umdididility Umdilidi

JOFISH:

Macintosh has some commands that sure as heck ain't terse

And if you type in Windows it could make a sailor curse

But I've discovered one command that blows them all away

The biggest line you'll ever find, and all you have to say

CHORUS:

Is Super-Hyper-Open-Apple-Meta-Exclamation

Even though describing it will cause humiliation

If you use it often you'll cure temporal gyration

Super-Hyper-Open-Apple-Meta-Exclamation

CHORUS:

Umdididility Umdilidi Umdididility Umdilidi

INDY:

Once I stayed up every night and tooled till two or three

Till I got each problem right and Dad was proud of me

But now my thesis writes itself and I don't do a thing

My grades are great, they're all top rate, and all I do is sing

CHORUS:

Oh, Super-Hyper-Open-Apple-Meta-Exclamation

Even though describing it will cause humiliation

You just have to type it once and then go on vacation

INDY: [spoken] Of course to undo it it's Shonam-axe-Atem-Elpa-Nepo-repyh-repus, but that's going a little to far don't you think?

JOFISH: [spoken] Indubidably!

CHORUS: Super-Hyper-Open-Apple-Meta-Exclamation!